Jokes.
1) Handicap
A couple of buddies decide to play together for the first time. Mac is an avid golfer and Jimmy is new to the game. On the way to the golf course, Mac ask" By the way, what's your handicap?" Jimmy replies. " i don't have one.. it's more like a permanent disability"
2) Late Arrival
One golfer asked his friend, "Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?". His friend replied, "Its Sunday. I had to toss a coin between going to church or playing golf." "Yes." continued the friend, " but that still doesn't tell me why you are so late." " Well." said that fellow, "it took over 25 tosses to get it right!"
3)It's called Golf
- In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with club and yelled, it was called witchcraft: today, in civilized society, it called golf
- The man who takes up golf to get his mind off his work soon takes up work to get his mind off golf.
- Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players.
- Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
- The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
- There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly... or start cheating.
- An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice... once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
- Many golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize or laugh
- Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind.
- Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.
- There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.
- Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken
CARTOONS
2 comments:
i think the last cartoon suites you.....lol
Zarni,
I like your blog too...I will put a link to it on my blog! keep it up!! Mark
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