Monday, July 28, 2008

KELAB REKREASI INDERA KUANTAN

I had played this wired game since 2000 and than registered as KGSS or Kelab Golf Sana Sini. Kelab rekreasi Indera Kuantan (KRIK) is the first club that i had ever joint as life membership. To be honest, i have yet to score below 40 in this golf course. The best best score i ever have was 42 in 2006. Till then, average score 45 & 46. You know why, lets tour with me for hole per hole in this f****n golf course.


Hole no 1: Short par 4 with slight dog leg to the right. If you are hard hitter ,pls dont ever try to blast your golf ball with your expensive fucking driver since surely will end up direct to the mosque beside the green. Furthermore three challenging bunker waiting for you near the hill slope green.




Hole no 3: After you finish the hole number 2 par 5 also slightly dog leg to the right, you will encounter this 176m challenging par 3.Solid wood 3 will do. unless your a slicer than your score at least double bogey since there is a made man so call lake waiting for you. If you hook the ball, the possibility you will hit some three in the left. Kalau worse sangat pun you will hit "budak sekolah" waiting for their bus.



Okay, we move forward to this so called "sharifah Aini" hole. Before that, remind you to try to score as lowest as you can get as your "bekal" for this hole. This hole will curse all the way to the pin. This monster 461M par 5 will teach you a lesson how important course management is!!. OB on the both left and right side with a few inches rough to negotiate with. For normal hard hitter, they will try to on in two but for regular golfer like me and..........

i told you that regular golfer who try on in two will the consequences. See ... Abdul Jabar has been curse. He tried very hard but end up with penalty shot. He still tried again to on in 4 but still end up with triple bogey. Huargh huargh huargh...

Okay, this is my favorite hole. Short Par 4 302m slightly dog leg to the right. See the huge fence beside the tangki air?. That will prevent the golf ball flying to the Hall next to it. But still, ball flying and breaks the utility hall windows. This is again, your course management is very important. All you need to make sure you are able to make your second shot playable. If you tried to blast with your driver, the possibility you gain triple bogey is 80%!!!

This is from your second shot view (Kalau your 1st shot tak OB la). You are able to attack birdie from here. But watch out for OB sign on the left & right of this fairway.

Hole no 6: Short par 3 130m to the pin. But still unable to make regular birdie. Bear in mind, if you hook the ball to the left, the possibility your ball hitting a car passing by is 100%.


Hole no 7: The longest par 4 ever. Even hard hitter like Kerol or Jabar never on in two. For my self is definitely on in three. no question about it. if you get double bogey considered ok already.



Hole no 8: Again, if you are a hard hitter, this hole is kacang putih. BUT, if you are a slicer, most probably your ball will ended in to "Panglima's house". Per day, i saw at least more than 10 ball went inside his house.


As mentioned, if you are able to drive at least 200m, you will easily able to attack for birdie. For me, Par is good enough since my driver only around180m. (S**t)

This is green for hole number 2 you need to negotiate afterward.



Hole number 9: Dog leg 340m par 4. At last final hole!!!!

View form the tee box number 9. See on the left? That is the green hole number 2 you need to look at. Give away for golfer to finish the put of you will hit their head with your golf ball!!!!.
This hole actually all you need to drive the ball straight to the lamp post (some golfer terus hit the lamp post) and we will see our faith later.

If you are golfer like me, then you have to negotiate with that fuckin three. See my ball at the center of picture?. Yes, my drive a lit a bit short and now i had to carry that fuckin three. Unless you are able to slice the ball to the green. (yeah, you fuckin moron!!!!) . OB on the left & right of the fairway (so many fuckin OB in this golf course!!!!). If you can carry the three , you are able to make a birdie. (jangan mimpi lah).
My fitness is only for 9 holes and i am only able to score 47 in that round........ (F**K!!!).
Kudoos to panglima and his dedicated staff in maintenance this golf course. we are really appreciate that.
















3 comments:

Bigdaddy said...

this is actually a tough course if your course management is not good. You don't need balls of steel here, you need brains and a lot of up and downs.

WiraBiru said...

A very good description of the course sir..

Russ Glasson said...

I would like to have a golf scorecard from your course. Russell Glasson, 170 Carriage Hill Drive , Wethersfield, CT. 06109 USA